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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-31-06 17:40ski jokes
Hi All
Some thing to make you smile.
A car has five snowboarders on the back seat. What do you call the driver?
A police man.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
About 3 days.
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say "nice turns!"
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You don't have to, they ...
Some thing to make you smile.
A car has five snowboarders on the back seat. What do you call the driver?
A police man.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
About 3 days.
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say "nice turns!"
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You don't have to, they ...
Hi All
Some thing to make you smile.
A car has five snowboarders on the back seat. What do you call the driver?
A police man.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
About 3 days.
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say "nice turns!"
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You don't have to, they will tell you
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless
Hope you all have a good holiday. We fly on the 13th from Doncaster. See you there.
p.s. Happy New Year
Some thing to make you smile.
A car has five snowboarders on the back seat. What do you call the driver?
A police man.
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
About 3 days.
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say "nice turns!"
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You don't have to, they will tell you
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless
Hope you all have a good holiday. We fly on the 13th from Doncaster. See you there.
p.s. Happy New Year
re: ski jokes
they're ace!re: ski jokes
I have one more.What is the difference between an onion and a snowboard?
You don't cry when you cut a snowboard in half!
Happy Days
re: ski jokes
Q: How many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One. He holds it in place whilst the mountain relvolves around him.
..........or her ofc
