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snow joke

sam Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-11-06 19:39

snow joke

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business

How do ...
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

sorry guys just needed to lighten the mood Razz

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Rohan Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-11-06 20:52

re: snow joke

Q. What did one snowflake sing to the other snowflake as it was falling from the sky?

A. C'mon C'mon lets stick together....


I'm bored.
Wanna strap on my board.
And shred some powder forever.

Make a mess of the moguls,
Carve up the ramps,
Bring on the big dump sooner!