> When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland the Toon Army began chanting...
> You're not yodelling,
> You're not yodelling,
> You're not yodelling anymore
> Derek (Toon fan)
> Up in Scotland a few years back Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed as being mildly schizophrenic. Dundee fans were heard to sing...
> Two Andy Gorams,
> There's only two Andy Gorams
> Ross (Aberdeen fan)
> This tune is of often sung to Liverpool fans to the tune of "You'll ...
> When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland the Toon Army began chanting...
> You're not yodelling,
> You're not yodelling,
> You're not yodelling anymore
> Derek (Toon fan)
> Up in Scotland a few years back Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was diagnosed as being mildly schizophrenic. Dundee fans were heard to sing...
> Two Andy Gorams,
> There's only two Andy Gorams
> Ross (Aberdeen fan)
> This tune is of often sung to Liverpool fans to the tune of "You'll never walk alone "...
> Sign on, sign on,
> With a pen in your hand,
> And you'll never get a job,
> No, you'll never get a job
> This witty gem was sung by the Gunners when Emmanuel Petit played in North London...
> He's blonde,
> He's quick,
> His names a porno flick,
> Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle
> West Ham fans recently chanted this to the Brighton fans (to the tune of the classic "We can see you sneaking out")...
> We can see you,
> We can see you,
> We can see you holding hands
> Pete (Hammers fan)
> At the recent Norwich v Chelsea game, Blues fans sang 'We've got Abramovich... You've got a crazy bitch' The Norwich fans's response, as quick as a flash, was...
> We've got a super cook,
> You've got a Russian crook
> Steve (Norwich fan)
> From a Liverpool v Portsmouth game at Anfield a couple of seasons ago when Phil Thompson was covering for Gerard Houlier after his heart problems...
> Get your nostrils,
> Get your nostrils,
> Get your nostrils off the pitch
> Dave (Portsmouth fan)