Bulgaria Ski discussion board

The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is
because WE actually CHANGE our underwear.

The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat,
take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl.

If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching
because of the cute butts.

Don't fret if you find out that the milkman delivers more
than once a day.

Please don't drive when you're not driving.

Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the
number of baths that you take.

If only women gossip, how do you and your buddies keep track
of "Who's easy?"

Stop telling us that most male strippers are gay: WE DON'T
CARE!

Have a strong need for male bonding?
Visit your proctologist.

Your contributions to your child should go above and beyond that
chromosome you unselfishly sacrificed.

Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level
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Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today becaus they
Pissed me off.

And also,
Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And remember...

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger.

Now get back to work.
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Four engineering students were travelling up the Desert Road one cold
winters night when the car they were in spluttered to a dead stop.
The debate began over the possible cause.

The first, studying mechanical engineering, said "Its the pistons. I
could hear a strange knocking sound shortly before it stalled. The only
way to sort it out is to pull the engine apart and replace them."

The second, electrical engineering, said "No, its the wiring. Only an
electrical problem could have killed it that quick. We'll have to trace
the problem by ripping the wiring loom out."

The third, a chemical engineering student, said "You're both wrong. Its
a fuel problem. We'll have to drain the tank, carbs and fuel lines and
replace the lot with a fresh batch."

They then turned to the fourth passenger, a computer engineer in the
making, and waited for his solution. Under pressure now, the fourth
student said "Well, I've really got no idea what it is, but maybe if we
all get out and then get back in again it will be alright."