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An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having
a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass
in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:

" In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice."

The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:

"Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and the
Australian and then says:

"In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Ive just been down to the local shop, lottery, bread, milk etc, and the ladies serving were wearing red roses, a young woman about 19/20 came in and asked why they were wearing the roses, when she was told it was St georges day, she said whats that, and was she thick for not knowing........... I polietly left without informing her of exactly what i thought of her mental abilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps good joke also liked the one from the other day about the froggy getting a smack!!!!!!!!!1 (i may be slow but i have been out of the country and only just catching up)