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un ski related joke
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-10-04 21:51un ski related joke
Hi,
others post jokes, so i will too. Its not ski related, but could be helpful though - if your sking with your wife / girlfriend etc or your having a pamps holiday romance thing going on!!!!
What Women Say - What Women Mean
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course ...
others post jokes, so i will too. Its not ski related, but could be helpful though - if your sking with your wife / girlfriend etc or your having a pamps holiday romance thing going on!!!!
What Women Say - What Women Mean
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course ...
Hi,
others post jokes, so i will too. Its not ski related, but could be helpful though - if your sking with your wife / girlfriend etc or your having a pamps holiday romance thing going on!!!!
What Women Say - What Women Mean
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really
not going to like
Garry
others post jokes, so i will too. Its not ski related, but could be helpful though - if your sking with your wife / girlfriend etc or your having a pamps holiday romance thing going on!!!!
What Women Say - What Women Mean
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really
not going to like
Garry
re: un ski related joke
LOL, how long have you had a mic in my house - - - - - -
IMT
re: un ski related joke
PMSL, the very reasons I got divorced.Ally
