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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-08-06 15:53vaseline joke
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle ...
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle ...
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
re: vaseline joke
Little Johnny had been dating a girl for a couple of weeks. The girl has asked him round to meet her parents and promised him that "tonight is THE night.."
Little Johnny decides to buy protection. He goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for his recommendations. The chemist asks how many he needs, so little Johnny advises him that it will be the first time between them so he best buy at least 4 as he will be busy.
Later that night little Johnny goes round for tea and they are sitting ...
Little Johnny decides to buy protection. He goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for his recommendations. The chemist asks how many he needs, so little Johnny advises him that it will be the first time between them so he best buy at least 4 as he will be busy.
Later that night little Johnny goes round for tea and they are sitting ...
Little Johnny had been dating a girl for a couple of weeks. The girl has asked him round to meet her parents and promised him that "tonight is THE night.."
Little Johnny decides to buy protection. He goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for his recommendations. The chemist asks how many he needs, so little Johnny advises him that it will be the first time between them so he best buy at least 4 as he will be busy.
Later that night little Johnny goes round for tea and they are sitting at the dinner table. Little Johnny is asked to say grace. Little Johhny starts thanking for God and the food. 5 minutes on he is still saying grace, then another 5 minutes pass and Little Johnny is still saying grace and thanking the Lord for everything. His girlfriend nudges him and says "I didnt know you were so religious", to which Little Johnny replies "I didnt know your dad was a chemist!" he he
Little Johnny decides to buy protection. He goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for his recommendations. The chemist asks how many he needs, so little Johnny advises him that it will be the first time between them so he best buy at least 4 as he will be busy.
Later that night little Johnny goes round for tea and they are sitting at the dinner table. Little Johnny is asked to say grace. Little Johhny starts thanking for God and the food. 5 minutes on he is still saying grace, then another 5 minutes pass and Little Johnny is still saying grace and thanking the Lord for everything. His girlfriend nudges him and says "I didnt know you were so religious", to which Little Johnny replies "I didnt know your dad was a chemist!" he he
re: vaseline joke
Woman goes to the doctors and says:"Doctor, every time I make love my toes curl up."
After giving the woman a thorough examination, the doctor turns and asks:
"Have you ever considered taking your tights off first?"
