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vicar joke
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 11-24-06 22:01vicar joke
A vicar goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The vicar says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."..........in the immortal words of basil brush ..bum bumre: vicar joke
What is the difference between God and a Snowboard instructor?
God does not think he’s a Snowboard instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
The Arresting Officer
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9, one to screw in the bulb and 8 to shout “Nice Turn”
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of ...
God does not think he’s a Snowboard instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
The Arresting Officer
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9, one to screw in the bulb and 8 to shout “Nice Turn”
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of ...
What is the difference between God and a Snowboard instructor?
God does not think he’s a Snowboard instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
The Arresting Officer
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9, one to screw in the bulb and 8 to shout “Nice Turn”
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You wont have to, he will tell you
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
Sorry Dudes.
God does not think he’s a Snowboard instructor
A car has five snowboarders in the back seat. What do you call the driver?
The Arresting Officer
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
3 days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
9, one to screw in the bulb and 8 to shout “Nice Turn”
How can you tell who the snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?
You wont have to, he will tell you
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
Sorry Dudes.
re: vicar joke
Okay Caught out on the 4th one!!!!!re: vicar joke
Ok I've got one for you...A man is walking down the street completly naked, with his wife on his back who is also completly naked....
a man asks what the hell are you doing?!?!
the naked guy replies we're going to a costume party
what as? the guy asks
a turtle the naked guy says
well whos that on your back says the stranger
Its Mi-chelle!
hahahahahahahah!!
anyone?!? no, ok
