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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-02-04 16:13xmas joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
"In honour of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven".
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and ...
Gates.
"In honour of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven".
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and ...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly
Gates.
"In honour of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven".
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled put a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells"
St. Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching through his pockets and finally pulled
out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolise ?"
The man replied.............. "They're Carols".
Gates.
"In honour of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven".
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled put a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells"
St. Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching through his pockets and finally pulled
out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolise ?"
The man replied.............. "They're Carols".
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Bloody Christmas already....Pretty good though Dan
IMT
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The second man should have gone to Pamps and met the bell sellers rather than jangle a bunch of keys.Do you think if we tried jangling keys to the bell sellers they'd leave us alone
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LOLAlly
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Nice one Dan
