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I TOLD THEM ALL I NEEDED TIME
WHEN SAMPLING SOME BULGARIAN WINE
BEFORE I STARTED ON THE SLOPES
WITH ALL THE OTHER SOBER BLOKES

BUT NO, THEY ALL JUST WOULD INSIST
FOR ME TO SKI WHILST TOTALLY PISSED
HEADING DOWNWARDS AT A MIGHTY RATE
IS SOMETHING THAT I REALLY HATE

BLUES AND GREENS I CAN USUALLY MANAGE
WITHOUT ME CAUSING TOO MUCH DAMAGE
BUT ON THAT SAD AND FATEFUL DAY
I KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO PAY

FIRST FALL CAME, WHICH MADE ME CUSS
GETTING OFF THE TRANSFER BUS
ON MY ASS BEFORE I KNEW IT
BUT STILL CONVINCED THAT I COULD DO IT

OFF I STAGGERED TO THE LIFT
FEELING SURE I HAD THE GIFT
TO SKI THE BLACKS AND BE A STAR
THE FINEST ON THE HILLS BY FAR

ALAS, THE DREAM WAS NOT TO BE
CAUSE ALL THE BOOZE AFFECTED ME
BEFORE THE LIFT HAD REACHED THE MIDDLE
I HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE PIDDLE

STOOD UP STRAIGHT AND STARTED PEEING
SPELT MY NAME IN YELLOW WEEING
THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NEVER STOP
BEFORE THE LIFT HAD REACHED TOP

THEN CAME THE TIME TO LEAVE THE CHAIR
EVEN THOUGH MY BUM WAS BARE
FELL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HARDER
LEGS THE SAME AS DOUGLAS BARDER

BUT HELP WAS FAST, SOME BOARDING RIDERS
TOOK ME FOR A DRINK AT SPIDERS
AFTER SHOCK JUST DID THE TRICK
MADE THE WALL SEEM A TINY BRICK

SO AS YOU'VE GUESSED I LOST IT ALL
AND ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL
ASKED THE DOCTOR ON HIS FINDING
TOLD ME THAT I'D BROKE ME BINDINGS

SO NOW I'M HOME AND FEELING SILLY
THAT I HURT MY BUM AND BRUISED MY WILLY
MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL TRY TO LEARN
TO STAY UPRIGHT, AND COMPLETE A TURN

BUT WITH ALL THE DRINKING THAT I DO
I NEED A PERSONAL PORTALOO
THERE IS NO SKIER WORSE THAN ME
BUT I'M AS HAPPY AS CAN BE

FOR PETE'S THE NAME JUST COME ON OVER
ANS SKI WITH ME IN PAMPOROVO
ALWAYS LAME, BUT HAVING FUN
BUMPING IN TO EVERYONE

UNTIL IT IS MY TIME TO GO
AND LEAVE THE PLACE THAT GAVE ME SNOW
AND PUT A SMILE ACCROSS MY FACE
PAMPOROVO - I LOVE THE PLACE!

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