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STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 05-03-06 00:15STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
RIGHT...........
Here are the posting standards for 2006/7 season as set down by the BulgariaSki committee who met last night.
In attendance were........ ME !!!!!!! (apologies were received by the rest of the committee.)
It was decided by an over-whelming majority that anybody posting the words CAN'T WAIT next season will be force fed cold Bulgarian soup on arrival, and then deported to Andorra. They will also be fined 5,000 levs and ordered to do 200 hours community service of ...
Here are the posting standards for 2006/7 season as set down by the BulgariaSki committee who met last night.
In attendance were........ ME !!!!!!! (apologies were received by the rest of the committee.)
It was decided by an over-whelming majority that anybody posting the words CAN'T WAIT next season will be force fed cold Bulgarian soup on arrival, and then deported to Andorra. They will also be fined 5,000 levs and ordered to do 200 hours community service of ...
RIGHT...........
Here are the posting standards for 2006/7 season as set down by the BulgariaSki committee who met last night.
In attendance were........ ME !!!!!!! (apologies were received by the rest of the committee.)
It was decided by an over-whelming majority that anybody posting the words CAN'T WAIT next season will be force fed cold Bulgarian soup on arrival, and then deported to Andorra. They will also be fined 5,000 levs and ordered to do 200 hours community service of helping German tourists to learn the art of saying thank-you.
This will also carry an ASBO. (Anti Social Bulgarian Offender) and will be treated as 3 points on your skiing license. 12 points and you will be banished from the country forever.
Other postings that will also be subject to an ASBO are..........
Is it snowing yet?
What is the exchange rate?
Do I need a photo for my lift pass?
Should I get a ski pack before I go?
In spite of this posting, it is expected that 3,000 ASBO's will be issed next season. Do I enjoy issuing these............... YEA, CAN'T WAIT
PP
Here are the posting standards for 2006/7 season as set down by the BulgariaSki committee who met last night.
In attendance were........ ME !!!!!!! (apologies were received by the rest of the committee.)
It was decided by an over-whelming majority that anybody posting the words CAN'T WAIT next season will be force fed cold Bulgarian soup on arrival, and then deported to Andorra. They will also be fined 5,000 levs and ordered to do 200 hours community service of helping German tourists to learn the art of saying thank-you.
This will also carry an ASBO. (Anti Social Bulgarian Offender) and will be treated as 3 points on your skiing license. 12 points and you will be banished from the country forever.
Other postings that will also be subject to an ASBO are..........
Is it snowing yet?
What is the exchange rate?
Do I need a photo for my lift pass?
Should I get a ski pack before I go?
In spite of this posting, it is expected that 3,000 ASBO's will be issed next season. Do I enjoy issuing these............... YEA, CAN'T WAIT
PP
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hee hee!I've taken refuge on the beachbulgaria site, I'll wait until Oct to make my 'can't wait ...' postings ...
re: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
Yellow card pat
PP
re: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
- Can I wear high heels????- Why is the food luke warm (and why do they serve cold soup??)
- only German tourists Pete?
BRING IT ON!!
the mistress of the icecubes xxx
re: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
less than seven sleeps till your red card Tanjettere: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
CAN'T WAIT
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Hi Pete what about whats the snow like on January 26 2007 surely these are worth an ASBO toore: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
I can't wait for these new rules to be impossed. It will stop all the people posting sayingI can't wait
Is it snowing yet?
What is the exchange rate?
Do I need a photo for my lift pass?
Should I get a ski pack before I go?
re: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
Can't waitDo I need a lift pass photo
Is it cheaper to book my ski pack in the UK
Can I go to Andorra next year please
Oh - I am trying Andorra next year - back to Borovets in 2008 - just fancied a change for once
Judith
re: STANDARDS FOR 2006-07 POSTINGS
Judithyou will regret it, Dont know where Iam going yet but CAN'T WAIT
Pete where has all the snow gone and when will it start again
SORRY!