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Ten things you can do with your skis in summer.
1. Attach wheels and use then as skateboards.
2. Sell them to Trevor, and get a decent pair.
3. Use them as crutches, (helps the insurance claim.)
4. Put them in the loft, (then panic next year when you can't find them.)
5. Make a 'happy board' on your lounge wall, all ski photos + your skis as proof.
6. Arrange a fancy dress party, and go as Tomba.
7. Create a world first. Wear them on the London Marathon.
8. ...
I relly liked this one
Ten things you can do with your skis in summer.
1. Attach wheels and use then as skateboards.
2. Sell them to Trevor, and get a decent pair.
3. Use them as crutches, (helps the insurance claim.)
4. Put them in the loft, (then panic next year when you can't find them.)
5. Make a 'happy board' on your lounge wall, all ski photos + your skis as proof.
6. Arrange a fancy dress party, and go as Tomba.
7. Create a world first. Wear them on the London Marathon.
8. Eat them, (new flavour Ski Yogurt)
9. Sell them to a friend, 4 x what you paid, then get a better pair next year.
10. Wear them in bed, (great form of contreception.)