2 of my mates went up to ski Scotland last year, the snow was so bad upon driving past Bruar, the snow gates were shut and they were going to have to face the night in the car. (as we have done in the past!).
However, they decided to ask the farm alongside the A9 road where they were stuck, if they could bed down for the night. They described the woman who answered the door as being rather elderly, but fit for her age!
She however was a widow, and was concerened what the neighbouring farm ...
2 of my mates went up to ski Scotland last year, the snow was so bad upon driving past Bruar, the snow gates were shut and they were going to have to face the night in the car. (as we have done in the past!).
However, they decided to ask the farm alongside the A9 road where they were stuck, if they could bed down for the night. They described the woman who answered the door as being rather elderly, but fit for her age!
She however was a widow, and was concerened what the neighbouring farm would think, if they saw two lads at her house. She kindly let them stay in the barn though, comfortable, if cold still!
Next morning they got up and the skies were blue and the roads open. They thanked her, and headed off to a good, if otherwise unremarkable weekends skiing.
Around 9 Months later my mate got a letter from a solicitor, took him a while to understand it- but it was from that widow at the farm that night on the A9.
He took it to his mate and asked "remember that old widow"
"sure" he said
"did you get up and have sex with her during the night we were in the barn?"
Rather embarrased he replied "Yes i did, im sorry"
"did you give her my name and address you bas**rd!"
"Yeah, im sorry about that " he said
"No need to appologise" my mate said
"shes popped her clogs and left me everything!"