If you are saying I can hardly wait that is an alternative club saying as opposed to the exclusive I can't wait club which only uses I can't wait and members are only allowed to say I can't wait once a day. As opposed to the alternative club rules which permits any variation of I can't wait or by using another language as many time as you like.
As I make the rules up as I go along, I have decided that Graham is getting too cocky and making decisions without authorisation.
I therefore ban you Graham from skiing for life!
You could join the boarders if you so wish as we all know that all boarders are failed skiers.
If you need to practise boarding, here are some useful tips.
Go to any supermarket and find the deep freeze isle.
Open the lid of the deep freeze and sit in it for 30 minutes. This will be a great excercise for ...
As I make the rules up as I go along, I have decided that Graham is getting too cocky and making decisions without authorisation.
I therefore ban you Graham from skiing for life!
You could join the boarders if you so wish as we all know that all boarders are failed skiers.
If you need to practise boarding, here are some useful tips.
Go to any supermarket and find the deep freeze isle.
Open the lid of the deep freeze and sit in it for 30 minutes. This will be a great excercise for what boarders do most of the time.
Try saying words like 'cool' and 'dude' and then advance to double words like 'far out' and 'neat man'.
You may also like to know how many boarders it takes to change a lightbulb.
ANSWER - 8.
1 to change it and 7 to say - great turns man!
(Only lighthearted - love you boarders really )
Graham - There is only 1 Can't Wait Club and at present, you have not bribed --- I mean convinced me enough to be allowed entry.
Up the revolution, unfortunately for you, I arrive a day early and will be skiing down the snezhanka before you. I will be in Bjs before you and my alternative club will therefore be taking pride of place a head of the normal can't waiters whether they are skiers or just posing with trays under their arms. I will not go quietly in to any freezer or be forced to speak those unmentional words. I will fight the good fight to the end
yes graham is getting a little cheeky just like his xmas day outfit but not his jokes!! however i would just like to say!! up the revolution, unfortunately for you guys, I arrive not one day but..........wait for it........1 month early and will be skiing down snezhanka spraying those bum boarders (snow boarders) with my snow dust!! yerrrr! falling over snow dust of course but snow dust all the same! and in B.J.s woo hooo! woo hooo!!! im so excited!
NB 'excited' is in no way a copy ...
yes graham is getting a little cheeky just like his xmas day outfit but not his jokes!! however i would just like to say!! up the revolution, unfortunately for you guys, I arrive not one day but..........wait for it........1 month early and will be skiing down snezhanka spraying those bum boarders (snow boarders) with my snow dust!! yerrrr! falling over snow dust of course but snow dust all the same! and in B.J.s woo hooo! woo hooo!!! im so excited!
NB 'excited' is in no way a copy of 'cant wait' it is a club in its own right. its creator excepts no responsible for any upset caused in the making of 'excited'!!