Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Correct me if im wrong, but didn't one-pieces go out of fashion about the same time as Queen Victoria dropped off her pearch. So why are they coming back? Preliminary enquires point to the French or possibly the Italians-no-one really knows for sure.
My theory is that they're simply for those who love the shape of their own buttocks; take the stereotypical 70's French ski instructor or (who incidentally isn't too far removed fron the 21st Century French ski instructor) He turns up in his one-piece, woos the girls with his French accent and tells them to "watch closely iz backside" as 'e demonstrates le tecneque de ski" Then he skis off down the hill, swinging his buttocks in some sort of weird ritual, before stopping at the bottom of the slope, lighting up a filterless Gaulois and completely ignoring all of his class.
Return of the one-piece.
This season numerous clothing brands have brought back the one-piece into there collections, only with a modern baggy style. So look forward to freestylers wandering around in oversized outfits in some sort of attempt to look dope...newsflash it don't work! unless your aim is to look like an over sized baby, and with some of the colouring going on..an over sized baby thats just puked on itself. Please don't try this, this year!
Unless your of course then the pink-one-piece carries a style all of its own.
Sluff f-l-s.