PP, I would love to see Billy Connolly live - he always has me doubled up with laughter. But if you loose too much weight and the thong coming down the slope perhaps "my ding a ling" would be a better theme thong for you.
Okay PP, so you don't like BC and I am still waiting for John Cleese to say/do something to make me laugh. Just as well we are not all the same or someone would be out of work