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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:03

Attic (Setback)

Slowly I moved towards the trapdoor.

With my tourch clenched between my teeth I began to accend.
Inching open the door it began to creak, then through the darkness I saw it........

A 3 FOOT LONG SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!

Befor I knew it I was back on terra firma.

Advice of what to do next.

ps. I think it is armed!!!!

Pamp Pete Surprised
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Liam Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:04

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Does it go by the name ....... A R A G O G
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SalG Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:06

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8 armed?
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Judith Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:11

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Close your eyes, dive past and grab a ski pole - stab in where it hurts and display like a trophy.

J
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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:16

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No, I am calling out the Fire Brigade.

I pay my taxes, so it is their job to see for my safety.

Failing that, I will send Sune in. He can talk it to death.

Pamp Pete Cool
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Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:26

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I feel you have a very serious threat to national security there in Wilts, my advice is to get either Bruce Willis or Sly Stallone (some one can wear a vest in all weathers) and just stand back Very Happy
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Judith Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 11:39

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Is a spider classed as a terrorist - read your morning paper and check out what the new bill passed yesterday says - yours may be the first case.
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Jeannie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 12:03

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I find sucking them up the vacume cleaner works quite well, although if it is 3 ft long..... how wide is it?
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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 12:09

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Jeannie your a star, that's what I'll do.

Now where's that vac.

Ahhhhh

Pamp Pete Cool
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Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-08-04 12:29

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Ahhhhh?

Think your using the vac for the wrong thing Wink
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