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Balloon Factory
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-04-10 17:48Balloon Factory
Just walked out of my job at the Helium Balloon Factory.There was no way I was going to be spoken to like that!
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What a let down.re: Balloon Factory
u r full of air r gasre: Balloon Factory
All the best workers Argon now then
N.
P.S. I liked that one Pete. You've got some much better material recently.
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Everyone always asks "whats E.T short for?" its obvious...its because he has short legs.re: Balloon Factory
The leaving party went with a Bang.Afterwards, everyone seemed to Drift away
Dave H
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Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. OK says baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot ...
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. OK says baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot ...
Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. OK says baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot and lets out some air and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy's knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again. He finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. You've let me down, you've mummy down, and yourself down too.
Daddy balloon saids to baby balloon, look son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. OK says baby balloon sadly.
Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot and lets out some air and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy's knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again. He finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.
The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. You've let me down, you've mummy down, and yourself down too.
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made me smile!
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I'm still totally lost on the E. T. one
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I suppose, in opposite, you could say:Q. Why is E.T. short?
A. Because it's an abbreviation.
Does that make it any clearer?
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