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*****EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY*****
08:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
09:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
09:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE BOYS! MY FAVORITE!
01:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE1
04:00 pm - OH BOY! THE BOYS AND BOSCO! MY FAVORITE!
05:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
05:30 pm - OH BOY! DAD! MY FAVORITE!
06:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
06:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MY DAD'S BED! MY FAVORITE!


*****EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY*****
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling Objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded. I must try this at TOP of stairs next time.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair! Must try this on their bed next time!I got a decapitated a mouse today and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn
what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced that the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog routinely is released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move to them. Due to his current placement in the metal cage his safety is assured.
But I can wait... It's only a matter of time....