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As it's a bit quiet today, here are a few Classified Ads I found that may make you chuckle ..........

"Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel."

"2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, Call 01770 884682. Please Leave Mess."

"Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 yeards old. Hateful little dog."

"German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks Good English.......... Free."

"Free ducks. You catch."

"Amana Washing Machine £100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed."

"Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days."

"Shakespeare's Pizza - Comes With Free Chopsticks"

"Tired of working for only £9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: £7 - £9 per hour."

"Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours."

"Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. £10--- Unwanted Gift.

"Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it."

"This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens."

"Wanted. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers."

"Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop."

"Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person."

"Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential."

"Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty."

"Mother's helper -- peasant working conditions."

"Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months."

"A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms."

"Dinner Special -- Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00."

"His and hers bicycles, £25 each or both for £55."

"For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."

"Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too."

"Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory."

"We'll move you worldwide throughout the country."

"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

"Tattoos done while you wait."

"Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."

"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."

"Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else."

"Stock up and save. Limit: one per customer."

"Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes."

"This house has been fully insulted."

"Man requires job, honest. Will take anything."

"Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!"

"Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink."

"3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred."

"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops."

"Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again."

"Illiterate? Write today for free help."

"Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary."

"Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating."

"And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience."

PP