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Darren D
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-14-05 16:11Darren D
Hi, I'm Darren and I am the best skier in the world. I challenge anyone to a race. I shall be in Borovets from Sunday onwards, ready to face the feeble challenges of all those who stand before me.I am easy to spot as I have a large bald spot and chain smoke Hamlet cigars.
People say I’m a narcissistic. I say, I’m the best.
Anyone up for the challenge?
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i'm a beginer but give till the end of the weekre: Darren D
there's a Darren D in the group I'm going with and whilst he does indeed have a large bald spot and is ridiculously fond of Hamlet Cigars i've also been reliably informed he fell over no less than 25 times on his last skiing excursion to Romania.Tell me, are you one and the same?
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HA! I laugh at the novice’s challenge, for I am Darren, the best skier to ever have existed. I will allow you two days head start for I am that fast!
Who is this other bald headed clown masquerading as me? Is it that foolish boy 'Ace Edwards', the man for whom the phrase snail pace was invented!
The only time I have ever been to Romania was to wrestle mountain bears, so young 'Danny' I assure you it was not me.
Now like all supreme athletes I must go and mentally prepare, but I ...
Who is this other bald headed clown masquerading as me? Is it that foolish boy 'Ace Edwards', the man for whom the phrase snail pace was invented!
The only time I have ever been to Romania was to wrestle mountain bears, so young 'Danny' I assure you it was not me.
Now like all supreme athletes I must go and mentally prepare, but I ...
HA! I laugh at the novice’s challenge, for I am Darren, the best skier to ever have existed. I will allow you two days head start for I am that fast!
Who is this other bald headed clown masquerading as me? Is it that foolish boy 'Ace Edwards', the man for whom the phrase snail pace was invented!
The only time I have ever been to Romania was to wrestle mountain bears, so young 'Danny' I assure you it was not me.
Now like all supreme athletes I must go and mentally prepare, but I will return to survey the challengers who risk life and limb to race alongside me!
Who is this other bald headed clown masquerading as me? Is it that foolish boy 'Ace Edwards', the man for whom the phrase snail pace was invented!
The only time I have ever been to Romania was to wrestle mountain bears, so young 'Danny' I assure you it was not me.
Now like all supreme athletes I must go and mentally prepare, but I will return to survey the challengers who risk life and limb to race alongside me!
re: Darren D
HMMMM. Surely if they are racing alongside you, you won't be winning?re: Darren D
Loser.re: Darren D
Remarkable.Curiously there is also an Ace Edwards in our group who has a similar attitude to yourself as regards his speed down the slopes. Is the person you refer to extremely economical with his speech and does he have really silly long hair?
By the way Kiwi don't worry pretty sure Mr Watts was talking to Darren D and not you.
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Bit strong.re: Darren D
Ah, so we have a detective amongst our ranks [kiwi1]. For your observational skills I salute you.As for Mr. Watts, having read several of your earlier posts I really do not have the time to create acts of defamation on your character. For I have read several of your earlier posts, and they are at there best insipid. Your opinion on myself therefore means absolutely nothing. And from the later posts it would seem that your unoriginal comment has made you even less popular than before.
re: Darren D
Ya day-glo poncy ski munkey.....If I were there a week earlier I thrash your cowbell clammering arse from here....to quite literally....there!
