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Dickies Diaries

Dickie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:11

Dickies Diaries

Nine days, 14 hours and two minutes to go - the equivalent of 460 Eastenders (excluding the omnibus Sunday extravaganza).

Have not been on the site for a couple of days as I thought it was getting all too much. It has taken over my whole like. I check the snow reports hourly - I don't know wky they do not change on this site for weeks on end.

In these days counting down to Pamps 2005 - Boys on Tour (it is actually me and my 9 year old son but it sounds more macho and cool relating to ...
Nine days, 14 hours and two minutes to go - the equivalent of 460 Eastenders (excluding the omnibus Sunday extravaganza).

Have not been on the site for a couple of days as I thought it was getting all too much. It has taken over my whole like. I check the snow reports hourly - I don't know wky they do not change on this site for weeks on end.

In these days counting down to Pamps 2005 - Boys on Tour (it is actually me and my 9 year old son but it sounds more macho and cool relating to it in this fashion.

Had a bad day yesterday - I have been asked to start training for a "Veterans Football Team" - I have just turned 35 - I was born in the 70's for goodness (would swear but must observe the site rules) sake, even if it was 3 days into them - January 3rd 1970; bithday cards gratefully received.

So just over 9 days to go ot to be more accurate 230 hours, 13,800 minutes or 828,000 seconds. If I could run a four minute mile continually for just over 9 days I would run 3,450 miles which is approximately from my house to Canet Plage in the South of France 5 times (only know that as I have done it in the car).

So what should I do to kill the time. I am currently compiling a list which reads as follows:-

1. Looking at this blooming website 10 times a day.
2. Checking the snow report hourly.
3. Walking round in my new ski boots so I can get used to them - you should have seen the looks I got at Tescos!
4. Getting all my stuff reading and putting them in a pile in the corner of the bedroom.
5. Trying on my goggles - over eyes, on the forehead in the classis style or trendily round my neck backwards.
6. Doing useless excercises which I think may assist me when I am skiing. How many skiers have you seen doing star jumps??
7. Preparing myself for the flight as I am not the best of fliers. The best way I feel of relaxing is alchol and sitting next to the most boring person in the world, which then sends you into a deep sleep. When I book up my holiday, travel agents and air companies rub there hands together and find the dullest person in the UK to sit next to me. Last yeat I had a paper serviette salesman from Slough - I dozed off before we left the runway.
8. Sleeping.
9. To continue to think about what I could get up to with the girl three desks away.
10. Learning a few card tricks to amaze fellow travellers on Saturday, therefore if you seen anyone with a pack of cards and some silky coloured hankies then I would advise you to ask to sit somewhere else.

Many thanks, cheers,

Dickie (Just over 9 days to go) H



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Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:16

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LOL Very Happy i think you have lost it mate! Ps what could you get up to with the girl 3 desks away? Wink
Dave Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:20

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one thing you will need is a mask for your trip home on the plane i have and the family got a right bad cold not the flu still working still had a great time out in boro last week now looking forward to playing some football on sunday if the cold has gone enjoy your hols
Smag Author:perelik steve posts : 0   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:20

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only three more days of tattoos and piercing ladys bits and i am off Wink
Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:22

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Piercing ladies bit???!!!! Oh my god I want an invite for you webcam Steve! Very Happy
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:29

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Been there till sentence 8 Very Happy

My advice for nr.9 is to get in action!!!
Send her a flower for 3 days (anonymous) and see how the reaction is...then ask her to have a drink over lunchtime...
Give it a try... Wink

Tanjette
born in 1970 Cool
Dickie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:33

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Well Tanjette - I find that girls find me to daunting to talk to. I am one good looking chapster!

I might try your advice but doesnt buying flowers cost money.

Dickie "Hair Lip " H.
Judith Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:40

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You've only got 9 days to go - you lucky so and so - we've got 374 days to go...

J
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:41

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try with some card, yellow note, etc.
Cool
or go to the most trendy hairdresser - then everyone will notice you Wink
a little investment can do some good...
Dickie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:42

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Judith,

Come with me. We can get married there and have many children. I could call you hot lips and we can get a dog and call him "Bulgaria The Dog".

I can see it now - where have you been all my life?

Dickie "Good Marriage Material" H.