Bloke goes to Doctors says "He Thinks his a Moth" the Doctor says "You don't need to speak to me, You need to Speak to a Psychiatrist!
Bloke says, "Yeah I Know but your light was on!...
Anymore please ....
A man goes to a doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. "What does this have to do with my throat?" "Nothing, I just hate the neighbours."
An Irishman walks into a Bar, and he goes upto The Barman and Says, "3 Pints Beer Please!, he gets his Pints sits down, sips from one then another & another!, after a month he goes back into the Bar, orders 2 Pints of Beer,
the Barman Says, "Why do you come in here and do that everytime?, Irishman Says, "Because I've got two brothers and they live in to different Villages, and I'm drinking in Memory of them, Barman Says, "Oh I'm sorry!, Irishman Says, " Whats there to be Sorry About", I've ...
An Irishman walks into a Bar, and he goes upto The Barman and Says, "3 Pints Beer Please!, he gets his Pints sits down, sips from one then another & another!, after a month he goes back into the Bar, orders 2 Pints of Beer,
the Barman Says, "Why do you come in here and do that everytime?, Irishman Says, "Because I've got two brothers and they live in to different Villages, and I'm drinking in Memory of them, Barman Says, "Oh I'm sorry!, Irishman Says, " Whats there to be Sorry About", I've given up Drinking!