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Friday Night Joke!

Ali-Bongo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:02

Friday Night Joke!

Bloke goes to Doctors says "He Thinks his a Moth" the Doctor says "You don't need to speak to me, You need to Speak to a Psychiatrist!
Bloke says, "Yeah I Know but your light was on!...
Anymore please .... Very Happy
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:04

re: Friday Night Joke!

Bloke goes to the doctor and says ' I think I'm a Jelly Baby'.
Doctor says 'get lost and stop wasting my time'.

Bloke says 'OK no need to bite my head off' Razz

PP Cool
countingthedays Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:12

re: Friday Night Joke!

LOL that is a goog one Very Happy
Stella monster Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:20

re: Friday Night Joke!

A man goes to a doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. "What does this have to do with my throat?" "Nothing, I just hate the neighbours."
looroller Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:32

re: Friday Night Joke!

man goes to the doc naked apart frm being wrapped in cling film.



the doc says "i can clearly see your nuts"
countingthedays Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:36

re: Friday Night Joke!

invisable man goes to the doctors

doctor says next please Very Happy Very Happy
arron Author:arron posts : 3665   (Master)Date : 01-27-07 00:37

re: Friday Night Joke!

Man goes to the doctor and says " Doctor i have a big green lettuce growing out of my bum."

The doctors " thats just the tip of the iceberg" Wink
Kamikazi Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:40

re: Friday Night Joke!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?....

Because it was dead!.


Ali-Bongo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 00:40

re: Friday Night Joke!

An Irishman walks into a Bar, and he goes upto The Barman and Says, "3 Pints Beer Please!, he gets his Pints sits down, sips from one then another & another!, after a month he goes back into the Bar, orders 2 Pints of Beer,
the Barman Says, "Why do you come in here and do that everytime?, Irishman Says, "Because I've got two brothers and they live in to different Villages, and I'm drinking in Memory of them, Barman Says, "Oh I'm sorry!, Irishman Says, " Whats there to be Sorry About", I've ...
An Irishman walks into a Bar, and he goes upto The Barman and Says, "3 Pints Beer Please!, he gets his Pints sits down, sips from one then another & another!, after a month he goes back into the Bar, orders 2 Pints of Beer,
the Barman Says, "Why do you come in here and do that everytime?, Irishman Says, "Because I've got two brothers and they live in to different Villages, and I'm drinking in Memory of them, Barman Says, "Oh I'm sorry!, Irishman Says, " Whats there to be Sorry About", I've given up Drinking!

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Ali-Bongo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-07 01:03

re: Friday Night Joke!

A man goes into the Doctors, Says, "Doctor I think I'm a Road!, Doctor Says, "What came over you!"
Man Says. " A Car, A Van, and a 18 Wheel Truck!
Very Happy