Raife, I need a bit of loving this morning. It was my Christmas night out last night and I'm slightly fragile. I just need to be held tightly and loved.
Raife, I didn't take you for being the jealous sort. Nobody brought their partners, we all just put or keys in a dish and played lucky dip. You can't have a Christmas Party without a bit of fooling around, I'm sure you know what I mean!!!
Hey, Gogs & Raife, sounds as though you like to swing a little. Me and my fellow trotters (pig farmers & Co), wouldn't mind a little of that sort of action. Help loosen us up after a day on the slopes.
Does the Kempinski have a swinger club, I'm sure it must its a 5* hotel after all.
Jorvik I got to say that I've dated a few pigs in my time, so your group should be nothing new.