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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-05-09 09:08I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To
which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made
...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To
which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made
...
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To
which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To
which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made
love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
your son's teacher.'
re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
nice one arron
re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
Cringeworthy!! Hilarious!!re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
tell the joke about the day you went for breakfast in the flora hotel in borovets
re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
I can do much better than that.Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One says to the other - "do you smell fish?"
re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
Go on Arron we waiting..........................re: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
Guy out walking his poodle when he fancies a pint. Sees a sign outside the pub saying No Dogs Except Guide Dogs.Undaunted he goes in and orders a pint. Sorry said the barman - no dogs in here except guide dogs. The guy says to the barman - but this is a guide dog. The barman looks at the dog and says no way, guide dogs are usually collies or labradors.
The guy replies -- well what have I got then??????
Pete
re: A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: ...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: ...
A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Nazdrave!
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Nazdrave!
