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I know it's a bore but...
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-09-07 00:21I know it's a bore but...
Am I fed up or what, probably like 100s of the rest going to Pamps on Saturday. Months we have saved for this holiday, driven work mates mad telling them that we are going, now all I get is 'have you got your skate board, cos you'll not need your ski's. Just typical, first holiday abroad for kids, spents loads on ski wear and might not even get to wear it. I should be getting really excited, but instead worried about what to do. All due respect for all of you enjoying your holiday in the ...
Am I fed up or what, probably like 100s of the rest going to Pamps on Saturday. Months we have saved for this holiday, driven work mates mad telling them that we are going, now all I get is 'have you got your skate board, cos you'll not need your ski's. Just typical, first holiday abroad for kids, spents loads on ski wear and might not even get to wear it. I should be getting really excited, but instead worried about what to do. All due respect for all of you enjoying your holiday in the bars, but please spare a thought for us parents who have to find ways to keep kids amused.
Sorry to be a bore, but God am I fed up !!!!!
Sorry to be a bore, but God am I fed up !!!!!
re: I know it's a bore but...
there are beginners areas up top where there is snowre: I know it's a bore but...
Ummmmmmmm! even the everish optimist Bumski is a tad worried Lindylou.We will all be in the same boat when we're they so don't panic we will find things to keep the kids occupied, even yours Hehe.
Working on a Plan 'B' at the board meeting.
Don't give up yet on the snow. Still 5 days Lindy
re: I know it's a bore but...
Cheers Bumski, we have all got to be really good for the snow fairy I suppose. It will just be sods law that the major dump will arrive when we get back. Still I suppose I should think myself lucky that we can at least go on holiday when I think of the clients that I work with...........No, not even that one's working. Someone cheer me up please, even the dog's looking depressed !re: I know it's a bore but...
Now now dear, the dog always looks like that. Here am I at work with tonight and tomorrow to go.You have one more.I am the one who needs cheering up!!!!!!
re: I know it's a bore but...
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He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me ...
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me ...
Okay her(e) goes
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it " I do not"
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world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
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He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says , "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
re: I know it's a bore but...
The only slopes that remain un-opened in Pamporovo are the difficult ones. Beginners will have a ball you have my word.PP
re: I know it's a bore but...
Onmybum and Pete, well done, top marks, you have jointly won the Cheer Lindy up prize. Mmm... does that mean I have to buy a drink or two? Any more jokes Onmybum. By the way you will have to excuse my husband (Ken) posting just before Onmybumski jokes he is on nights tonight. Now you know why the NHS is in so much trouble: It's staff are on the internet instead of looking after patients !!
Are you a little jealous darling that I start holiday before you?
Pete... Could this be the ...
Are you a little jealous darling that I start holiday before you?
Pete... Could this be the ...
Onmybum and Pete, well done, top marks, you have jointly won the Cheer Lindy up prize. Mmm... does that mean I have to buy a drink or two? Any more jokes Onmybum. By the way you will have to excuse my husband (Ken) posting just before Onmybumski jokes he is on nights tonight. Now you know why the NHS is in so much trouble: It's staff are on the internet instead of looking after patients !!
Are you a little jealous darling that I start holiday before you?
Pete... Could this be the first forum domestic?
Are you a little jealous darling that I start holiday before you?
Pete... Could this be the first forum domestic?
re: I know it's a bore but...
I'm sure Ken is far too caring a hubby to start a domestic with you(he said - creeping away from the situation
)PP
