Seems like I've upset a few, not something that I usually do,
Some people (and I think you know em) got omitted from my previous poem,
I missed another, I cannot lie, so this line is now just for Pie.
And how could I miss the Russian Dolls,
Every year they make my hols,
It really is not good enough to forget someone like smirnoff,
And something else occured to me, I didn't mention HKP.
So Ellie, (with the sexy eyes,) I really do apologise...
Little Fleety, what can I say, except to ...
Seems like I've upset a few, not something that I usually do,
Some people (and I think you know em) got omitted from my previous poem,
I missed another, I cannot lie, so this line is now just for Pie.
And how could I miss the Russian Dolls,
Every year they make my hols,
It really is not good enough to forget someone like smirnoff,
And something else occured to me, I didn't mention HKP.
So Ellie, (with the sexy eyes,) I really do apologise...
Little Fleety, what can I say, except to include you here today,
I also missed out Mr. Potter, please don't think I am a rotter,
Noodles, Andy, Tom and Jayne, and how could I forget Elaine,
Tanjette, is quite hard to rhyme, but I'll get there if you give me time,
Fraser, Sarah, Trigger, Sune, Dirty Den and Alfie Moon,
Madonna, Gazzer, Posh and Becks, and not forgetting them Ants and Decs
Tony Blair and Terry Wogan, Billy Mitchell, Big Hulk Hogan
Abi Titmuss, Carol Smiley, Ian Botham, dear old Kylie,
Bob The Builder, Phil and Grant, Harry Hall and Adam Ant,
And in the mellay and the heat I plum forgot Melton Mowbray Pete,
And everyone who I have missed, from this comprehensive list
I'm REALLY sorry I missed you out, but I get you next time
HAVE NO DOUBT