This time last year the outlook for skiing was pretty good, this year I decided to buy my own ski gear, skis, boots, poles, bags, new sunnies the whole set up.
Now look at it.....Europe is as white as a ruddy snooker table.(although at least the snooker table has a bit of something white on it)
Does anybody want to buy my stuff, it will snow once I've got rid of it and am back on the hire gear.
But the rest of europe is as white and crisp as santas back garden. Have you had a look at France, Italy, Switzerland etc? Brilliant conditions at the moment. Bulgaria will be getting the same within the next two weeks - honest!
I haven't a clue, what can you mean?
As most of my poems are obscene
I tried to keep them nice and fun
But then I say rude words like bum
Tits and farts are often used
And boarders always get abused
So no more poems, just pointed wit,
And if that offends, who gives a ........ damm.
The poems and wit must never end,
to us they bring cheer my friend,
this board would be a boring place,
without your charming lingual grace,
so please continue with your rhyming writs,
that make me laugh of all my bits.