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Joke

Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 09:28

Joke

Norman and his wife live in Pamporovo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplough can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of ...
Norman and his wife live in Pamporovo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered
side of the street, so the snowplough can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimetres of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know
what to do." Which side of the stre et do I need to park on so the snowplough can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 09:41

re: Joke

Nice one .LOL (Yup, I'm married to a blonde)

IMT
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 10:26

re: Joke

Made me laugh Ally.
(You will now probably get a blasting for posting such nonsense.) Razz

Pamps Pete Cool
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 10:27

re: Joke

LOL, I know.

What is that guys problem?

Ally
fleet family Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 10:59

re: Joke

Nice one!

ski related too!!

Just been caught by hubby reading this board AGAIN (I am getting as bad as soph!!!!)

I have done some work HONEST Exclamation Exclamation

keep them coming it's better to laugh than grumble, it makes the world a happier place
Pablo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:05

re: Joke

Come on now, this is a serious forum for serious postings. Less of that light hearted jovial nonsense, this is neither the time nor the place. I come to this forum twice a week and it takes forever to read all the postings that are clealy labelled "this is a joke", etc. etc. Wink
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:08
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:13

re: Joke

Pablo,

If you don't want to read the jokes, then don't!

What is wrong with all you boring F***s? A little bit of banter keeps everyone smiling!

Oh and just so Dave, Tom etc don't feel like I have forgotten them.

18 days to go WOOHOO

Ally
Pablo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:14
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 11:15