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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-22-04 14:16Joke
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
> you shoot
> one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little BILLY.
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
>
> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple
> scoop of ice ...
> you shoot
> one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little BILLY.
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
>
> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple
> scoop of ice ...
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
> you shoot
> one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little BILLY.
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
>
> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple
> scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
> cone.
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>
> To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
> the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
> you shoot
> one of them, how many will be left?"
> She calls on little BILLY.
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
>
> Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
> sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
> sides of the triple
> scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
> cone.
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>
> To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
> the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
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LOL
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Are you not doing any work Dan?re: Joke
Hi Ally no mate I have had acouple of jobs this morning and that is it! Nobody wants a taxi today. Just sitting waiting for the phone to ring. Does your Boss have a regular taxi or do you ferry him around all the time?re: Joke
When he is in the UK, I drive him pretty much every where. His Mrs has her own driver who lives in Aylesbury, so he gets the pleasure of driving them to Wing on the weekends, and returning them after the weekend!Been with him 15 years now! and got the greying hair to prove it!
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We could start a fair trade sort of forum...... recommended suppliers and stuff, chauffers, taxi drivers..... anyone need data connections or managed internet services?!?!?!?!?!Good gag by the way!!
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Good idea Greg. I have just had some excellent advice from IMT.re: Joke
Ah so does he own the company then? I take it you know London well , will have to give you a call whenever I go there as I always get bloody lost!
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Beauty therapists, masseurs, nail technicians / dry cleaners !?!?!?!?!?!Ally - how long now, I just can't seem to add it up?
