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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-02-05 22:28Joke
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and ...
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and ...
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any pharmacist.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local pharmacist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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Oh dear!Diz
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Ally - please.My innocent daughter - dizzy - reads this site.
Liam
PS - Got to say you are a little short on jokes this year!
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My father has a very naive impression as to the 'innocence' of his daughter, obviously.
Diz
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Laffing my ski socks off here. Save a few for next week Ally.
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Dizzy!You and your father need to talk!
How old are you ?22!
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Ally, ive heard it before, and i must say that doesnt often happen with your jokes! has your supply dried up somewhat?? come on im suffering from a bad back here and need some cheer, also is it just me or is the board a lot more serious this year?? no mention of speed cameras or breath tests or left handed skiis whats wrong with the world?re: Joke
I hope you are not jesting about the breath tests - I've just gone and bought one of those thingeys that measure the alcohol level... You know the ones? Any less than 4 choccy B's before 10am and you're not allowed on the slopes!!!!!!Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha and whoooooooooooooooohoo!
3 sleeps to go
see ya in BJ's sometime soon.
Snowtox
