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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-14-08 13:33Jokes
I rang the local builders yesterday and asked if I could have a skip outside my house, the bloke said "I'm not stopping you"re: Jokes
I went into an electrical outlet and asked if someone could sell me a kettle. The bloke said "kenwood", I said "great, where is he?"re: Jokes
I went into an electrical outlet and asked if someone could sell me a kettle. The bloke said "kenwood", I said "great, where is he?"re: Jokes
I fancied a game of darts. My mate said, "nearest the bull goes first". he went "baaa", I went "mooo" he said you are closest.re: Jokes
Batman came upto me and smashed me over the head with a vase, he said "T'pau". I said don't you mean "Kapow", he said "no, I've got china in my hand"re: Jokes
I went to the video shop yesterday and said "can I have batman forever", they said "no you will have to bring it back tomorrow"re: Jokes
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing dancing queen. I thought "thats aboriginal"re: Jokes
Love the T'Pau Joke, haha. I'm going to adopt it as one of my own (ands there's nothing you can do to stop me)re: Jokes
I went to the seaside at the weekend, I knocked on the door of a B & B, a woman shouted from the top floor window "what do you want" I said " I want to stay here for the night" she replied "well stay there then"
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A baby penguin said "Mum what am " Mum said your a penguin, your Dad is a penguin, and your grandad is a penguin, why"Baby penguin looked at Mum and said "Cos I'm freezing"
