Bulgaria Ski discussion board

As Topper has been forced to give up his well paid dossy job (by a certain cruel hearted female who wants to see him more often) he is going back to uni so he can doss some more. Anyway there will shortly be (about 10 hours after freshers week starts) a serious deficit in his finances and it seems only fair that those earning should give a little back to the community.

Care to donate to a charitable fund? The "Keep Topper in Beer Money While he's a Student Fund"! (or KTBMSF as we lovingly call it). For as little as £500 a month you can transform this impoverished student's life. Imagine the smile on his little face when he buys his first (of many) rounds in the union! Think of the new friends he can now make with your money. Just £20 will enable us to pour alcohol down his throat all night (he is a cheap drunk). The extra £5 you give will also enable us to buy him a kebab as he staggers home. Feed a student today.

If you are feeling really generous why not sponsor him to a skislope of your shoice (Whistler or somewhere with shed loads of snow only - a list of acceptable resorts is available upon porduction of a crisp ten pound note), where your hard earned pennies will be put to good use both on the slopes (terrorising anyone on a green slope and/or those on skis) and in the many bars that abound these extravagant resorts. Rest assured that your chosen charity case will only drink the finest champagne and will sample the local beers with gusto (unless it's america - their beer sucks).

Think about the happiness your small donation will create.

Go on fill out a form today and make the man smile!

"I ___________ (name), do sign over my worldly wealth for whatever purpose Topper deems fit, now that he is (almost) an irresponsible student.


________________ (sign) _________________ (date)

Topper (witnessed by)

This form adheres to the Direct Debit Scheme. We will take as much money as we possibly can from your account before you stop us.