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Man Flu - A Quick Cure
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-21-06 22:31Man Flu - A Quick Cure
I cannot believe it 4 sleeps to go and I have come down with the dreaded Man Flu. I am stuck in bed feeling sh1t. I am supposed to be skiing with my kids on Wednesday but cannot face it (I know I'm ill now!!!!).
I need a quick fix to take me from
to 
and hopefully to 
.Any ideas anyone, I don't want to miss the 26th at the Rila and Buzz, especially now I have forked out for something blue.
Help me
Big Boy
re: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
Whisky, lemsip fresh lemon juice, boiled lemonade in a pint glass as a hot toddy in a pint glass. Then straight to bed to sweat it out!re: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
no no nothe only cure known to man flu is:
1/2 a mug of hot milk with 1/2 a mug of malt whisky- 2 sugars. drink 3 to 4 of these in the evening.
1: you get blootered
2: it destroys man flu
3: its guaranteed
Even if you dont like whisky just do for the sake of your kids. i absolutely guarantee success.
re: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
Thanks everyone I am slowly getting pi##ed now and am struggling to type.
Cheers
Big Boy
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lol enjoy the peeps cures and get well soon and see you in Borore: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
My remedy is....2 oranges peeled and roasted for 15 mins in the oven with sugar on top....then crush the oranges and add 1 ibuprofen, a lemsip and brandy with boilding water....works a treat! Then go out and drink copious amounts of Jack Daniels and coke.
Good luck!
Claire and Mark
ps it worked for Mark and he had man pluracy and pnumonia all in 1! (don't think that's how you spell it!)
re: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
One I used to use when I had glandular fever:2x Paracetamol
2x Ibuprofen
Grind the tablets up to make a fine powder, mix well into a large whisky, and down in one. Don't recommend it if you've ever had problems with your kidneys or liver tho!
Best thing, rest, OJ then plenty of fresh mountain air and snow...
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a whole fresh mango!re: Man Flu - A Quick Cure
Andy How is this administered lol
Get well soon Big Boy and have a great time and lots of
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Fresh lemon juice (only) in hot water as stong as poss but nice to drink acts as a detox .Best to take in the morning at least half an hour or more before food.Thru the day if your stomach feels squeemish drink fresh lemon juice in cold( normal tap temp) as it will help settle your stomach being that lemon juice in cold water is non acidic.If you are chesty put a few drops of Olbas oil in hot water,put a towel over your head and inhale.Put a few drops of this on your pillow for night relief. ...
Fresh lemon juice (only) in hot water as stong as poss but nice to drink acts as a detox .Best to take in the morning at least half an hour or more before food.Thru the day if your stomach feels squeemish drink fresh lemon juice in cold( normal tap temp) as it will help settle your stomach being that lemon juice in cold water is non acidic.If you are chesty put a few drops of Olbas oil in hot water,put a towel over your head and inhale.Put a few drops of this on your pillow for night relief. Sweating it out is also a good idea and heaps of fresh air.I think people make the mistake of staying in bed all day ,your system needs to fight it.
