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Now stop being miserable!!

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has
become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver
feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving
down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls
over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel
terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry. She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, sprays the
contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two
of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns
and ......
> > (Are you ready for this?)
> > (Are you sure?)
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The can says,

"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."

sorry lol

lol. It sounds far more exciting than it really is ( like most people's job's I guess).
Imagine the most boring job ever...mine's worse. And to make it worse the oil giant we're drilling for (who shall remain nameless for the obvious reason that I want to keep my job for now) have stopped us fishing from the rig in our spare time. Apparently we're not here to enjoy ourselves (the drilling superintendants' very words when he heard we'd caught a lil shark out here!) boohoo now I really am bored.

And yeah you and IMT don't seem to do much except contribute amusing anecdotes to this bored (for which we're all greatful!)


haha