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bob reid Author:bob reid posts : 16   (Beginner)Date : 01-16-11 19:31

re: New motto for us oldies

should have read Few women admit their age. Few men act thiers.
sorry senior moment.
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gazaddy Author:gazaddy posts : 36   (Beginner)Date : 01-17-11 02:14

re: New motto for us oldies

you can't polish a turd,,,,,,,,,
but you can roll it in glitter......

Very Happy Very Happy Booze Very Happy Very Happy Booze Very Happy Very Happy
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Neil Author:Neil posts : 681   (Expert)Date : 01-17-11 11:42

re: New motto for us oldies

There are no shops in the graveyard
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Anne Author:Anne posts : 82   (Intermediate)Date : 01-17-11 12:30

re: New motto for us oldies

OK - here goes - for the men!

Once you hit 60 there are 3 rules you must follow:

1) Never pass a toilet!
2) Never trust a fart (sorry) Wink
3) Never waste a hard on Very Happy
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bob reid Author:bob reid posts : 16   (Beginner)Date : 01-17-11 12:33

re: New motto for us oldies

a hard what ?????
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Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 01-17-11 16:19

re: New motto for us oldies


Disgusting.

I'll show the wife this one. Very Happy

S.P.
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gazaddy Author:gazaddy posts : 36   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-11 12:44

re: New motto for us oldies

on the way to the local tip today saw this in back window of car in front...(instead of "one life , live it") it read,,

ONE WIFE,,,,,LEAVE IT.....

could'nt stop giggling after seeing it Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Mad Mark Author:Mad Mark posts : 1028   (Master)Date : 01-28-11 13:04

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You come into this world with nothing, so when you die in debt you have made a profit
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Mad Mark Author:Mad Mark posts : 1028   (Master)Date : 01-28-11 13:05

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You come into this world with nothing, so when you die in debt you have made a profit
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