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Other Strange Things..
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-14-06 00:12Other Strange Things..
Why do we call it 'after dark' when it's really 'after light'?
Why can one careless match start a forest fire, when I can't light a bomfire with a whole bloody box?
Why is the 3rd hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why are there disabled parking places outside a skating rink?
Why is it that the pizza delivery man can get to your house quicker than an ambulance?
Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the desk?
Why do hot dogs come in tins of 10, but ...
Why can one careless match start a forest fire, when I can't light a bomfire with a whole bloody box?
Why is the 3rd hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why are there disabled parking places outside a skating rink?
Why is it that the pizza delivery man can get to your house quicker than an ambulance?
Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the desk?
Why do hot dogs come in tins of 10, but ...
Why do we call it 'after dark' when it's really 'after light'?
Why can one careless match start a forest fire, when I can't light a bomfire with a whole bloody box?
Why is the 3rd hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why are there disabled parking places outside a skating rink?
Why is it that the pizza delivery man can get to your house quicker than an ambulance?
Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the desk?
Why do hot dogs come in tins of 10, but rolls come in packs of 8?
Why does the sun make our hair lighter, but our skin darker?
Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes?
Why do you have to click Start to log off your computer?
Why don't Psycics win the Lottery every week?
Why is the man you invest your money with called a broker?
Why can't women put mascarra on without opening their mouth wide?
Why do we call it the rush hour when the traffic is at a stand-still?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial sweetners, and washing up liquid made with real lemons?
How much deeper would the sea be if we took out all the sponges?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What cruel sod put the letter S in the word Lisp?
Why don't they change life jackets on planes for parachutes? Who needs a life jacket when your falling from 40,000 feet?
If time heals, how come I've still got a belly button?
If swimming helps you lose weight, why does a killer whale weigh 4 ton?
PP
Why can one careless match start a forest fire, when I can't light a bomfire with a whole bloody box?
Why is the 3rd hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why are there disabled parking places outside a skating rink?
Why is it that the pizza delivery man can get to your house quicker than an ambulance?
Why do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the desk?
Why do hot dogs come in tins of 10, but rolls come in packs of 8?
Why does the sun make our hair lighter, but our skin darker?
Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes?
Why do you have to click Start to log off your computer?
Why don't Psycics win the Lottery every week?
Why is the man you invest your money with called a broker?
Why can't women put mascarra on without opening their mouth wide?
Why do we call it the rush hour when the traffic is at a stand-still?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial sweetners, and washing up liquid made with real lemons?
How much deeper would the sea be if we took out all the sponges?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What cruel sod put the letter S in the word Lisp?
Why don't they change life jackets on planes for parachutes? Who needs a life jacket when your falling from 40,000 feet?
If time heals, how come I've still got a belly button?
If swimming helps you lose weight, why does a killer whale weigh 4 ton?
PP
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dont kno why you have a disabled parking space outside a skating ring but why when you turn up to anywhere is there always a disabled parking space?not all women put mascare on with their mouth open wide!
didnt you join the boy scotts they would have trained you hw to light a fire!
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Never heard of the Boy Scotts Sam.Are they anything like the Boy Scouts
You really need to take more Coke with your Brandy honey
PP
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dont drink brandy more of a pimms no3re: Other Strange Things..
Pimms.Stands for
PISSED IN MINUTES, MEGGA STRONG
PP
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ok understand thatre: Other Strange Things..
Drink and violence killed my first wife.I came home drunk and shot her.
(Not really sam)
PP
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umm dont know what yu mean? pimms no3 made with brandy not gin like pimms no1re: Other Strange Things..
The only thing you should ever mix with Brandy is .... another Brandy.PP
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maybe yur right! the brandy in our house has gone missing
