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Ryanair Literally Taking The Piss

Pamporovo Pete Author:Pamporovo Pete posts : 14180   (Master)Date : 10-13-11 15:41

Ryanair Literally Taking The Piss

Ryanair passengers may soon need to consider whether a pre-flight pint from the departure lounge bar is worth it as Ryanair plans to reduce all of their planes to just 1 onboard toilet.

They have dropped the idea of charging for the use of plane toilets, but is pressing ahead with proposals to remove two of the three lavatories on each plane and replace them with seats.

Chief executive Michael O’Leary said: “It would fundamentally lower air fares by about five per cent for all ...
Ryanair passengers may soon need to consider whether a pre-flight pint from the departure lounge bar is worth it as Ryanair plans to reduce all of their planes to just 1 onboard toilet.

They have dropped the idea of charging for the use of plane toilets, but is pressing ahead with proposals to remove two of the three lavatories on each plane and replace them with seats.

Chief executive Michael O’Leary said: “It would fundamentally lower air fares by about five per cent for all passengers.”

“We’re trying to push Boeing to re-certify the aircraft for six more seats, particularly for short-haul flights”, he added.

“We very rarely use all three toilets on board our aircraft anyway.” (Rubbish!!!!!!)

The idea of only one toilet being available for flights has drawn a concerned reaction from the travel industry.

An ABTA spokesperson said “We all know how inconvenient it can be if a toilet on a plane is out of order or the annoyance of queuing if someone has air sickness in one of the cubicles.

“This move could be a step too far in Ryanair’s on-going mission to provide a totally no-frills service.”

This would leave just 1 toilet for 200 passengers and their longest flight is almost 4 and a half hours.

Madness if you ask me!

Pete


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Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 10-13-11 15:53

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We could call it "P-ssing in the wind" with my cold feet and bladder probs a couple of works vomit bowls & pee bottles will be in my ruck sack.

Or I may use one off the roll of snappy bags I'm bring out for you know who. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Hi Kas.

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fraser Author:fraser posts : 728   (Expert)Date : 10-13-11 17:51

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dont think that will last long when someone gets caught short, pisses on the flor and then the plane has to be taken out of service!!!!!!!!!!!! just an idea Wink
Snow White Author:Snow White posts : 1491   (Master)Date : 10-13-11 19:40

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I was thinking about getting one of those 'she-wees' - perhaps now is the time....
Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 10-13-11 20:41

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"she-wees" taking orders. Very Happy

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eyepaulski Author:eyepaulski posts : 73   (Intermediate)Date : 10-14-11 22:44

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on the bright side the queue for the toilet means you can stretch your legs for longer,, being 6ft its nice to stand a while lol....
footfixer Author:footfixer posts : 267   (Expert)Date : 10-15-11 06:38

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a long time since I agreed with you 100 %

this does take the Pi**!
arron Author:arron posts : 3665   (Master)Date : 10-16-11 22:46

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Oh please don't get me started with this airline, 300+ sniffs for half term flights grrrrrrr
Gareth Author:Gareth posts : 434   (Expert)Date : 10-16-11 23:29

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Yet another reason to only fly BA

Support BRITISH companies They ate very good they don't take the piss you get yer seat you can upgrade you get T2 Sofia and T5 heathrow free booze all trip more legroom best flight times and hardly anything in it price wise


Why the bloody Mary would you fly with anyone but BA?
Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 10-17-11 12:23

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Well put Gareth, always 5***** when I've traveled with BA.

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