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Look, I am really sorry to wake everyone at this time of the morning, but if I don't get this off my chest, I ain't gonna get any sleep at all. My nightmares have now turned to the coach journey! No, not crashes or anything like that. Something far worse, and I can't get it out of my head. ALLY IS THE REP!!
Over 2 hours of jokes beginning 'What's the difference?', 'Knock, knock', and 'Did you hear the one about...?'
Now, I have no idea what Ally looks like, and I am sorry if I offend, but this little geezer has a furry octopus under one arm and is wearing a yellow tartan hat. And he will not stop telling jokes. Well, not until the final push up the hill that is. With a squeeze of the octopus and a wave of the cap, he has everyone singing...

We're on the march with Ally's Army!
We're going to the very top.
And we'll really shake 'em up,
when we win the werrald cup,
Cos Scotland are the greatest skiing team!!

ARRGGHHHHH!!!!
Seriously, the words are as clear as the driven snow! And I can't get it out of my head. Please, please, take that furry octoupus and.... and... and... no, I can't. This is a family site! Where are those pills? Where is that alcohol I locked away for special occasions? 2 more nights to go of this. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

Hi Liz,
I have just had a chuckle reading your post! You are very lucky, that I am in fact NOT the rep! As for the Jokes, well I do like to make people laugh, but I am a bit shy when meeting them for the first time unless a few have passed my lips!
As to whether I am offended by your description of me, let me just say, if I couldn't take it back, i wouldn't be dishing it in the first place!

I am 5' 8" tall, carrying a wee bit of extra weight, my furry octopus was put down before I even got started, (couldn't play worth a damn).

So I hope you manage to sleep easy tonight, and if you think I am bad wait till you meet PP .

Enjoy Pamps.

Ally

9 days to go WOOHOO