Thanks for your kind words Ginola - and may I say that quite comfortably, you were the "biggest drinker in the club".
Indeed, the only dissapointment from that night was Smudger failing to get involved with Ralphy Red Pants - that said, she smelt worse than Barton Bridge
Smudger thought he was onto a winner chatting her up, until he realised that she couldn't speak a word of English and his Bulgarian only stretched to "Dobre"
I would like to add that she smelt worse than Barton bridge on a hot day!