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Skiing Dictionary A to E...

Rie & Sandy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:26

Skiing Dictionary A to E...

Alp:

One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted
request for assistance made by a European.

Avalanche:

One of the few actual perils skiers face that needlessly frighten
timid individuals away from the sport. See also: Blizzard, First
Aid, Fracture, Frostbite, Hypothermia, Lift Collapse.

Bindings:

Automatic mechanisms that protect skiers from serious injury
during a fall by releasing skis from boots, sending the skis
skittering across the slope where they ...
Alp:

One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted
request for assistance made by a European.

Avalanche:

One of the few actual perils skiers face that needlessly frighten
timid individuals away from the sport. See also: Blizzard, First
Aid, Fracture, Frostbite, Hypothermia, Lift Collapse.

Bindings:

Automatic mechanisms that protect skiers from serious injury
during a fall by releasing skis from boots, sending the skis
skittering across the slope where they can trip two other skiers.

Bones:

There are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however;
the two bones of the middle ear have never been broken while
skiing.

Cross-Country Skiing:

Traditional Scandinavian all-terrain technique. It's good
exercise and doesn't require purchase of costly lift tickets. It
has no crowds or lines. See also Cross-Country
Something-Or-Other.

Cross-Country Something-or-Other:

Touring on skis along trails in scenic wilderness, gliding
through snow-hushed woods far from the hubbub of the ski slopes,
hearing nothing but the whispery hiss of the skis slipping
through snow and the muffled screams of other skiers dropping
into the puffy powder of a deep, wind-sculpted drift.

Exercises:

A few simple warm-ups to make sure you're prepared for the
slopes:
1) Tie a cinder block to each foot and climb a flight of stairs.
2) Sit on the outside of a fourth-story window ledge with your
skis on and your poles in your lap for at least 30 minutes.
3) Bind your legs together at the ankles, lie flat on the floor;
then, holding a banana in each hand, get to your feet.

More to follow...

laters peeps,

Rie

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Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:30

re: Skiing Dictionary A to E...

I take it D is for doh!!

As in "doh, forgot to put any D's in my A-E list"

How about D is for Drinking..... and copious amounts of it!!!!!
Pamporovo Pete Author:Pamporovo Pete posts : 14180   (Master)Date : 01-14-04 11:32

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The Witshire Vesion.

Alp. = Half a breakfast cereal.

Avalanche = What you do when you are hungry about 1pm

Bindings = What Judith is bringing for bedtime.

Bones = The main meal at the Perelik 5 years ago.

Cross Country Skiing = For Bulgarian without a car.

Excersise = Sorry I could not understand this one.

Pamps Pete Cool
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:36

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PMSL@ Petes reply!

Judith, WOOHOO, don't pack them before I get there!

Ally
Lizard Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:38

re: Skiing Dictionary A to E...

LOL at the whole thread so far!! I have a feeling this one could run and run.
Judith Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:42

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F = Fear - no fear, not after the copious amounts of alcohol drunk

G = Gondola - they have them in Bansko and Borovets, but in Pamps we can still hope

H = Hospital - keep well away from whilst skiing - keep on the piste, avoid the boarders and you should be fine.

I = I'm at work and I really should do some....

J (no that's me silly, not the next letter in the skiing alphabet!)
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:48

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K = Kamikaze, what I do on the way from the bungee to the ski Depot!

L = Loads of Booze to keep me numb when I fall over from the Kamikaze run.

M = Money, lots of it for the apres ski, not as much as Switzerland though!

N = Nuts the size of footballs, These enables me to go down the wall!!

O = OOOOHHH my god, my cry as I am plummeting down the wall!!

Ally
Rie & Sandy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 11:52

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Greg

My humble apologies - How could I, me, Rie, forget about D. Definately must've suffered from a blonde moment.

Reebs
O.M.G Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 12:51

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A
Bad
Carsh
Definately
Evokes
Fear.
Getting
Hurt,
It
Just
Keeps
Limbs
More
Numb
Of
Pain.
Quick
Return
Solves
Timidness
Unless
Velocity
Was
Xtra (cheating I know)
Zippy.

Sorry, was bored and that all I could think of.
Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 12:58

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Apologie most definately accepted Very Happy Very funny thread you started!!