Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Snow

GOD Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 15:38

Snow

Look folks, I have been a little busy elswhere, what with Iraq and everything. And to be quite honest I am not too sure you people are deserving of my generosity. Be honest (and lets face it I'll know if you're not), when was the last time you went to church and offered me some praise and thanksgiving?

However I am willing to re-consider my position, because I am a forgiving kind of guy and I mostly like you people. So give me some good reasons why I should.

Bless You.

GOD
Hornster Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 15:40

re: Snow

Because we love your beautiful snow covered mountains and sliding down them?
GOD Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 15:42

re: Snow

Well you're on the right lines, I am proud of tose mountains...
kitty Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 15:44

re: Snow

well, last time I went to church was yesterday. Though I offered no praise or thanks.

God > get some snow on those mountains and there'll be thanks aplenty* Smile



*I may have some ideological issues with it but I'm sure others will oblige!

GOD Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 15:49

re: Snow

Ahh, kitty, what am I to do, you are one of my lost souls. Is not the majesty of those mountains not enough? Are not the stars in the sky full of wonderment? Can you not marvel in the beauty of a sunrise or sunset? Sure snow is pretty, but it is one dimensional and I could be working on ridding the world of disease and pestilence.
kitty Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 16:02

re: Snow

All those who wander are not lost!

A good start in ridding the world of disease and pestilence, properly, would be to lower the temperatures, lots of bugs & wotnot can't survive too far below optimum temperatures (us homiotherms are better adapted, plus we have half decent clobberSmile)

Sunsets and sunrises are marvellous, as is the tweeting bird scavenging for food, but the feel of icy wind blasting in yer face as your hurling down a mountain with a pair of sticks stuck to your feet.. ...
All those who wander are not lost!

A good start in ridding the world of disease and pestilence, properly, would be to lower the temperatures, lots of bugs & wotnot can't survive too far below optimum temperatures (us homiotherms are better adapted, plus we have half decent clobberSmile)

Sunsets and sunrises are marvellous, as is the tweeting bird scavenging for food, but the feel of icy wind blasting in yer face as your hurling down a mountain with a pair of sticks stuck to your feet...well...that's a whole new air of wonder Smile

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Pamps mad Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 16:03
Pamps mad Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 16:05
GOD Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 16:13

re: Snow

Kitty, there is hope for you yet. I am warming (or rather cooling) to your needs.
GOD Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-07 16:14

re: Snow

Pamps mad, this is really not the way to be requesting my help. I think I may have to go an devote some time to Africa and their problems...