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Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Robert TK Author:Robert TK posts : 1193   (Master)Date : 02-16-04 20:45

Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Childrens' Books That Never Reached Publication...

1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An 'I Can Do' Book
6. The Kids' Guide To Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mummy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. ...
Childrens' Books That Never Reached Publication...

1. You Are Different And That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words To Know And Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers And Scissors: An 'I Can Do' Book
6. The Kids' Guide To Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mummy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George And The High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets A Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia
16. The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have The Best Sweets
18. Whining, Kicking And Crying To Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have... But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork And Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mummy And Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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Little Fleety Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-16-04 20:47

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

i aht no 21!! poor hamster!! Crying

but the rest LOL!!!

Sophie
xxx Razz
Little Fleety Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-16-04 20:48

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

i aht no 21!! poor hamster!! Crying

but the rest LOL!!!

Sophie
xxx Razz
Robert TK Author:Robert TK posts : 1193   (Master)Date : 02-16-04 20:50

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

And I maybe should have changed the name in number 3 ... dang, didn't notice that!
Little Fleety Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-16-04 20:52

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Ha ha Ha Ha LOL very funny!!

Sophie
xxxx Razz
Simon Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-16-04 20:57

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Robert,

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time - especially the hamster - I will be copying this and sending it around the office........

Simon
Robert TK Author:Robert TK posts : 1193   (Master)Date : 02-16-04 21:13

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Razz Razz

Yeah, there's nothing like a microwaved hamster ... ain't that right Fleety? Wink
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-17-04 08:40

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

I heard this on Sunday Night and nearlt p***ed my Y Fronts! Especially No's 11, 17, 21 and my Fav 28, But there seems to be one missing, 29. Yes you can run with those scissors!
Little Fleety Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-17-04 09:14

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

No microwaved hamsters are horidball you get hair balls!!! Crying

poor things Mad

no.17 is cool though! LOL

they are gr8!!

sophie
xxx Razz
Robert TK Author:Robert TK posts : 1193   (Master)Date : 02-17-04 10:31

re: Some books to read to the wee ones on that long coach transfer

Yeah I've heard others ....

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