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Some questions to ponder.
Author:Robert TK
posts : 1193 (Master)Date : 02-18-04 14:47Some questions to ponder.
1. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
2. What would you call a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu?
3. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking ...
2. What would you call a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu?
3. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking ...
1. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
2. What would you call a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu?
3. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. What do you call male ballerinas?
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why couldn't he just buy dinner?
10. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
11. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
12. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
14. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your a**e?
2. What would you call a cross between a bulldog and a shitsu?
3. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. What do you call male ballerinas?
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,
why couldn't he just buy dinner?
10. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
11. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
12. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell
you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
sure?
13. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
14. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your a**e?
re: Some questions to ponder.
do you want answers to these?lol very good.
Made us laugh out here
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What do you get if you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?100 people who don't do d**k
(or is that a bit rude?)
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Rob LOLre: Some questions to ponder.
A quick movie question ... looking for an answer to this one...What do the end of Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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icy dead people boom boom very funnyre: Some questions to ponder.
10 points!re: Some questions to ponder.
hurrah me want gold star tooMore for that ponder gland
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a ...
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a ...
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad.
1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
2 No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008
into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to havea fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad.
1
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you atthe first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.
2
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping
on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
re: Some questions to ponder.
Gold Star's only get awarded for getting in a round
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