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Special Weapons Section

dbut Author:dbut posts : 966   (Expert)Date : 01-19-13 18:16

Special Weapons Section

Dean Martin to Red Devil.
Have procured some specialist pork scratchings from local butcher. These are the real thing none of your mass market packaged rubbish. Will discuss deployment at pre-departure meeting in the bar at East Mids. Only S.V's to get from work and will then be fully armed.
Dean Martin over.
Scubasam75 Author:Scubasam75 posts : 420   (Expert)Date : 01-19-13 18:38

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Ocean-ought Sky-Walker to Red Devil

To add to the arsenal I have a very special, highly classified, top secret weapon. This would have reduced the cold war by years if been discoverd earlier. It is the future mother-in-law. Needs to be tret with great caution only after specialized training. At first appearences looks harmless until it is fueled with Mastika. Then stand back and watch this weapon do its work. Guaranteed to cause carnage and mass confusion. Will leave enemy begging for ...
Ocean-ought Sky-Walker to Red Devil

To add to the arsenal I have a very special, highly classified, top secret weapon. This would have reduced the cold war by years if been discoverd earlier. It is the future mother-in-law. Needs to be tret with great caution only after specialized training. At first appearences looks harmless until it is fueled with Mastika. Then stand back and watch this weapon do its work. Guaranteed to cause carnage and mass confusion. Will leave enemy begging for Mercy.

Ocean-ought Sky-Walker Out

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Paul1696 Author:Paul1696 posts : 154   (Intermediate)Date : 01-19-13 20:10

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Mother in law aye, just fuel my weapon (wife) light the touch paper with copious amounts of Chardonnay, and take cover, they have no chance.
Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 01-19-13 20:17

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Dean Martin,
Looks like it's gonna be a rerun of sealed plastic bags me thinks Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Manc Tom Author:Manc Tom posts : 2281   (Master)Date : 01-19-13 22:35

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Red Devil to Dean Martin, special weapons locked and loaded!!
dbut Author:dbut posts : 966   (Expert)Date : 01-21-13 17:29

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To all 26th Invaders. Have sorted pork scratchings but finding it difficult to take SV crisps in any quantity as difficult to pack without crashing. If all invaders could carry a pack or two each it would help boost the ammo supply.
Dean Martin out.
dbut
Peach Author:Peach posts : 31   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-13 17:37

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I think a couple of tubes of SV pringles could be smuggled without detection by the enemy if anyone is taking their own boots?

Regards
RC
glenn Author:Glenn posts : 275   (Expert)Date : 01-21-13 18:16

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Pringles in boots is always a winner!
Scubasam75 Author:Scubasam75 posts : 420   (Expert)Date : 01-21-13 18:46

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Message understood

Over and out.
Snow Plough Author:Snow Plough posts : 2669   (Master)Date : 01-21-13 20:59

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That's a 10 - 4.

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