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the original <B>Ally</B> Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 17:37

Sudan 1??

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a ...
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
Razz

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Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 17:47

re: Sudan 1??

very true!!
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the original <B>Ally</B> Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 17:53

re: Sudan 1??

whats your problem Stan?
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I.M.T Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 18:05

re: Sudan 1??

Who's Stan?

IMT
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Ellie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 18:15

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Tee! Hee!!

I like that one and have just forwarded to my 40 a day brother!!

Ellie Razz
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the original <B>Ally</B> Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 18:25

re: Sudan 1??

before you came along Mike some guy named stan petrov started slagging me off, but it has disappeared
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Snowangel Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 19:45

re: Sudan 1??

stan petrov? is he not a football manager or something?
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Snowangel Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 19:46

re: Sudan 1??

stan petrov? is he not a football manager or something?
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Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 21:48

re: Sudan 1??

Stan is an abreviation of Stilian, ie Stilian Petrov the Bulgarian Football Captain and Celtic midfielder.......
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pamps mad Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 03-09-05 21:50

re: Sudan 1??

This sudan 1 is ridiculous...theirs about a 0.000001% increase in the chance of cancer...i ain't throughing food away for that!!!
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