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TONY BLAIR JOKE
Author:Pamporovo Pete
posts : 14180 (Master)Date : 01-21-04 22:09TONY BLAIR JOKE
Tony Blair was visiting a school and was asked to sit in on a class who were learning the meaning of words. Mr. Blair was asked to give the children a word to explain. OK said Blair explain the word Tragedy.
Well said one little boy, a bus ran off the road and everyone was killed, and it was a real tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be a dreadful loss.
Another little boy said, a car was driving around a corner when an old lady stepped out and he knocked her over and that was a ...
Well said one little boy, a bus ran off the road and everyone was killed, and it was a real tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be a dreadful loss.
Another little boy said, a car was driving around a corner when an old lady stepped out and he knocked her over and that was a ...
Tony Blair was visiting a school and was asked to sit in on a class who were learning the meaning of words. Mr. Blair was asked to give the children a word to explain. OK said Blair explain the word Tragedy.
Well said one little boy, a bus ran off the road and everyone was killed, and it was a real tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be a dreadful loss.
Another little boy said, a car was driving around a corner when an old lady stepped out and he knocked her over and that was a tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be an accident.
After a pause a little girl said...... Tony Blair was in a plane and it was shot down by a missile and Mr. Blair was killed and that was a tragedy.
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!! said Tony Blair, now tell everyone how you worked that out....
Well said the little girl, it wouldn't have been a dreadful loss, and it sure as hell wouldn't have been an accident!!!!!!!
Pamporovo Pete
Well said one little boy, a bus ran off the road and everyone was killed, and it was a real tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be a dreadful loss.
Another little boy said, a car was driving around a corner when an old lady stepped out and he knocked her over and that was a tragedy.
No said Blair, that would be an accident.
After a pause a little girl said...... Tony Blair was in a plane and it was shot down by a missile and Mr. Blair was killed and that was a tragedy.
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!! said Tony Blair, now tell everyone how you worked that out....
Well said the little girl, it wouldn't have been a dreadful loss, and it sure as hell wouldn't have been an accident!!!!!!!
Pamporovo Pete
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The tragedy was electing him in the first place...Harold Shipman joke.
Apparently Harold Shipmans' last meal was a chicken madras - his suicide note stated that he would have liked a nan to go with it.
J
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Couple of good ones guys,J, how was scouts tonight, all prepared for your week off? Thanks for the coffee earlier by the way (paid for out of gambling money I might add!!)
IMT
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Scouts were revolting - two weeks away from them - oh boy I can't wait.10p fruit machines - gambling... £38 out from £5 in - I'd say that was a good investment to a financial adviser..
J
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like the joke pete......anymore snowboarding jokes
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Only me trying to stand up on one Cookie!!!!Pamps Pete
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like the joke pete......anymore snowboarding jokes
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you can board ok pete...as good as me...lolre: TONY BLAIR JOKE
No chance, and as for that drag lift....... noooooooooooooo.Will try and keep up with you in the bar though
