My mum (bless her) is almost 80 but still very active and is coming to Pamporovo for Xmas to see what I have been raving on about for years.
Anyway..................
She rushed up town today as she wanted 1/2lb of cooking fat for the weekend (this IS true).
She got to the shop just before it closed, and the bloke was just shutting up.
He asked her what she wanted, but instead of asking for 1/2 a pound of cooking fat, she got the c and the f the wrong way round. The shopkeeper ...
My mum (bless her) is almost 80 but still very active and is coming to Pamporovo for Xmas to see what I have been raving on about for years.
Anyway..................
She rushed up town today as she wanted 1/2lb of cooking fat for the weekend (this IS true).
She got to the shop just before it closed, and the bloke was just shutting up.
He asked her what she wanted, but instead of asking for 1/2 a pound of cooking fat, she got the c and the f the wrong way round. The shopkeeper just smiled at her and asked her which f..... half she wanted.
My story, having officially being made redundant today, this website is really cheering my up!! roll on 23rd Dec!! You have given me lots of good advice so far.....I'm staying at the Hotel Panorama, I hope its ok, bit late now if its not too be honest!! If it is pants, where to go for a nice Jack Daniels!
Remember Buffy, I will also be arriving on the 23rd Dec.
Just be in BJ's in the Perelik at 10pm and look out for a twit wearing a BulgariaSki Polo Shirt and Pamprovo Pete written below.
Pete your mum's ace give her a quart of brandy and a snow board for xmas then let her blow all the youngsters off the slopes... three cheers for pete's mum.. hip hip.....hip hip.....hip hip....
I hadn't forgotten Pete, and I will be on the look out for you if I can find BJ's from my hotel! You haven't made comment on the hotel, does that mean it is actually pants? I booked through my local thomson agent, and I am a regular with them, so heaven help them if they've sent me to a hole!