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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 18:37

Time To Wind The Ladies Up

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1O THINGS A WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO.
(MEN ONLY THINGS)
1. Play Golf
2. Have Access to the TV Remote Control
3. Commentate On Sport
4. Drink Beer
5. Phone A Friend
6. Have An Orgasm
7. Sit Next To The Window On A Plane
8. Cook On A Barbecue
9. Choose The Music At A Dinner Party
10. Book The Holidays


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1O THINGS A WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO.
(MEN ONLY THINGS)
1. Play Golf
2. Have Access to the TV Remote Control
3. Commentate On Sport
4. Drink Beer
5. Phone A Friend
6. Have An Orgasm
7. Sit Next To The Window On A Plane
8. Cook On A Barbecue
9. Choose The Music At A Dinner Party
10. Book The Holidays


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Nige Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 18:40

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Jeeze your brave.

your sent to coventry!!!!
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Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 19:43

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Obviously there are a lot of other things too.

Is this your top ten, or just ten examples?

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Simes Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 19:44

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Load the Dishwasher ?
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Charliemoonhead Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 19:46

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Hey Pete.....You didnt mention 'Drive A Car'???

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Snow White Author:Snow White posts : 1491   (Master)Date : 01-20-10 19:57

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Where's Kas to moderate this one? Come on Kas, surely this whole thread needs deleting!
Men should certainly not be given positions of responsibility - like moderating! Its beyond their feeble abilities.
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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 20:01

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Ooops Razz

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Funski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 20:10

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Hi Pete ...

Ok .. this is one in defence of the women ....

Very sexist but I did find it well funny ....

Ladies ....

What do you call that loose flappy bit of skin on the end of a man's willy????

Answer ...

A MAN!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Sorry about that Pete .. you might want to delete that one!! But as I said ... I did see the funny side on that one Booze Booze Cool
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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 20:12

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Tiger Woods has lost the contract with Gillette.

Susan Boyle is set to replace him Very Happy

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Andie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-20-10 20:17

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One important thing you missed Pete.

Women should not be allowed to make decisions .....

But we know that a many women can (and do). The trick is to let men think it's their own decision which we, the fairer sex, simply agree with Very Happy

Andie x
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