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Hello you old scoundrel you
Regards to Rudolph and the gang -- hope all is going well with the preparation for Christmas Eve.

On that note, can you please ensure that all my presents are delivered to the Morgavets Hotel Pamporovo Bulgaria SW1 as I will be staying there during the festive period. I can reasuringly confirm to you that I have behaved myself very well all year long, except for being cross with anybody who posts 'Can't Wait' in their messages on this board -- because they HAVE to wait so there is no point in saying they can't. Such silly people don't you think Santa?

In my stocking I would like the following.......

* Joke book on snowboarding
* 4 bottles of Vodka
* 4 bottles of Brandy
* New bobble hat
* Season ticket for Cardiff City FC
* A smile to keep in my pocket for when I'm feeling sad
* A smile to give away when someone else is feeling sad
* The gift to enjoy every second of every day
* 20 Bensons (gave up 5 weeks ago and gagging for one)
* The power to say no - to another drink in BJ's at 3.30am

I would also be grateful for the deliverence of approximately 1 million tons of snow in Pamporovo week commencing 17th December to give the locals time to prepare the slopes for my arrival on the 23rd.

As I will not be visiting Bansko, Borovets or Vitosha there will be no need to waste any snow on these resorts.

Please be aware that the usual mince pies and mulled wine will not be at our home in the UK this year, but you are welcome to the can of Stella in the fridge and whatever we forgot to throw out from the breadbin in the kitchen,(provided you leave extra pressies).

That's about it Daddy Cool -- regards to Mrs. Christmas.

PP